Sunday, February 15, 2009

Doctors(sorry Doc)

Doctors 
 
 
(A)   The number of physicians in the U.S. is
 
700,000.
 
(B)   Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
 
per year are  
 
120,000.
 
(C)   Accidental deaths per physician
 
is  
 
0.171.
 
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
 
Health Human Services.  
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  
 
Now think about this:
 
Guns  
 
(A)   The number of gun owners in the U.S.  
 
is
 
80,000,000.  
 
(Yes, that's 80 million)
 
(B)   The number of accidental gun deaths
 
per year, all age groups,
 
is
 
1,500.  
 
 
(C)   The number of accidental deaths
 
per gun owner  
 
is  
 
.000188.
 
Statistics courtesy of FBI
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>    
 
 
 
So, statistically, doctors are approximately
 
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  
 
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>    
 
 
FACT:   NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT  
 
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  
 
Please alert your friends  
 
to this
alarming threat.  
 
We must ban doctors  
 
before  this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  
 
Out of concern for the public at large,
 
I withheld the statistics on 
 
lawyers  
 
for fear the shock would cause  
 
people to panic and seek medical attention!

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