My tax return was returned again.

 Sent to me by the G-man. I am sure this has been floating around the web for a while. Don't know if it is for real, as far as someone actually putting this on their return, but it is true none the less.



I thought it was at least a partially correct answer...although, I may have underestimated on all - but the last one.

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The IRS sent my Tax Return back AGAIN, because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied:

"12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million criminals in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”

Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.