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passed on from another web site:

Tax truth

At first I thought this was funny...

then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Excise Taxes Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Gross Receipts Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Personal Property Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State a nd Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,

and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!" ??? And I still have to "press 1" for English.

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times.

The Liberal World

My friends, if you think the socialist agenda is something other than a premeditated assault on liberty, consider the following quote: "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened." ~Norman Thomas, six time presidential candidate on the socialist ticket and founding member of the ACLU. "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. -Author unknown.

The Liberal World

In the Liberal world there are no rules, So none can ever be broken. Only tradition and custom draped over those fools, Under which, hateful words are spoken. Gleefully free from accountability, Living in the realm of whim Built on the dead body of Liberty, Lavishly adorning sin! The reasons are dual to vote for a Dem. A true believer in slavery, For all but them. Or they don’t know in whose bed they lay, Hypnotized for seduction, The totalist fangs dug deep. Infecting their minds with delusional “BLEEP” Sowing the seeds of destruction.

-Leftfoot Leeds

No Time ...too busy? We shall see.

There are 168 hours in a week. Shower or bath - approx 5hrs per week Eat - ten hours... Sleep - 50 hours... Play - 10 hours... Work - 40 hours... Errands - 4 hours... T.V. - 4 hours... Clean - 4 hours... Church - 2 hours... Volunteer - 5 hours... Misc. - 15hours... Total is 150 hours week give or take 16 hours depending on if you are an atheist, a non volunteer, a T.V. addict, or work more or less. These are just generalizations, approximations. which leaves us all 18 hours plus or minus to study,exercise,create, or what ever we say we don't have time to do or are too busy. 18 hours of time we take for granted or waste. What a simple luxury we have to be thankful for. ----------------

I hope to see you all at the Anti-Tax Rally on the Capital steps http://www.ktlkfm.com/cc-common/emta/c/0/316622/7331875/3/c.html http://www.heartlandtoursandtravel.net Go to the above links for more info.